why my cats insist on racing me to the restroom. Do they really think I can’t go without them?
Or do they simply want to impress me with their clairvoyance? It is very irritating the way they always manage to look as if they have been waiting for hours for me to show up.
Don’t even ask why there is a blanket on my bathroom floor. It is still on the floor because, as you can see, Sassafrass wants it there.