If I sit in here long enough, do you think Mom will feed me this salmon? Or some sardines?
She’s pretty slow on the uptake though. Maybe if I knock the cans over?
Or pretend to fall asleep on them? Hrmmm, how long must I chill here before she gets the message and puts down the camera for the can opener?
This is taking way too long. I am not usually allowed to sit in the cabinet… akkk!
Busted. Time to flee for my life!