Horizontal blinds, besides being much better dust trappers than vertical blinds, also make a lot more noise when a big yellow cat squeezes his huge body between the slats to get closer to the window.
They also seem to hold smells longer and require human assistance when it comes to getting back on the inside without wreaking havoc.
Horizontal stripes also make you look larger than normal whereas vertical stripes, as we all know, are slimming.
A little help here, please?
Now that was an exhausting morning! Nekoka will need the rest of the day to recover.